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GO TO HELL!!!
Yeah , that’s right…
I dedicate this to all the halfwits who overuse their immense powers of deduction to conclude that I am not a teenager….
For those of you , who wanna know what you’re all about , it’s like this y’all…
This is 10% muck , 20% chill , 15% diluted milk that is spilt.
5% pleasure [...]
Locked out!
What I am going to narrate is best left unexperienced. Last night my mom and dad went to a friend’s house. This was at 10 pm. We(me and my brother)were instructed not to touch the T.V. or the computer and to have our dinner and got to bed like good boys.Yeah sure , we obeyed [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 18 so far )Why had I disappeared from the blogosphere ?
As all my readers will know
, I had disappeared for quite time. I was busy , very busy and I will be explaining why. First of all , I was learning to ride a motorbike ( Hero Honda Splendor 100cc ) , not that I wanted to but because my dad forced me to. [...]
Hope Drowns!
Things keep happening around me. They are wonderful, dreadful, beautiful and of course peaceful. Out of all these ‘ful’lish things, only a few influence me in a drastic and convincing way. Those ‘ful’lish things are dreadful and peaceful. Dread is something that affects everyone in a negative way but Peace doesn’t affect everyone. Terrorists, for [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )20 reasons why Harry Potter’s famous.
I am putting down , 20 reasons as to why Harry Potter’s so famous ! Oh , do remember to read my personal comments encased in the brackets.
1. Nowhere in literary history will you find a boy so blighted, so miserable yet rich as Harry Potter.
2. He survived a murderous assault by a brain-dead sorcerer [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 48 so far )Tammy tries to be Paris Hilton.
From what I gather Tammy tried to become Singapore’s Paris Hilton by making a video of her making it out with her boyfriend. Tammy is a sweet 17 year old girl who was shot having sex with her boyfriend by a friend on a mobile phone. The video then made it to the internet and [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 33 so far )Just what I needed , a scare before my exams.
Ok so the boards are only six days away and there is hysteria evrywhere I look. Kids freaking out and collpasing, articles on how to perform better in the board exams are available in newspapers on almost a daily basis. If you take time to read these articles you will realise that the person who [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 172 so far )Why Cheney , why ?
” Vice President , Dick Cheney accidentally shoots supermodel”
What was the need of going on a hunting trip , I say. And that too with supermodel Luke Coughlan in the group. They went in pursuit of animals but Luke got sprayed in the face and chest with shotgun pellets. Thankfully , Luke’s condition is stable, [...]
